No, of course she's bloody not, but surely someone out there is ? Come on, where are the tarts, huzzies and cheating hubbies ?

DB - surely you havent been faithful to Mr.Boring since you started posting here ? Come on, you can tell me, it'll be our little secret, get it off your chest woman....

Surely there are some hot-blooded managers in your new company who have tried it on ? Go on, spill the beans...

Anyone else ? just jump in here, dont be shy, we're all friends here you know (except the ones who we darent mention "obviously", oops)

Where is that little English Indian lass that used to sleep with any old Spanish fisherman gone ? Cant remember her name now, the one that used to write porn for cash during college ?

Everyone knows we dont have sex in our country but god damn it ye Europeans are supposed to be doing it all the time, whats happening out there ?

Yeah, I keep wondering about BBR from time to time. She´s probably a 3-time mum by now. Didn´t she want to migrate to Spain?

As to the subject, sorry no from help from here.

Sorry to disappoint you all, but I've retired from my former Serial Cheater ways. That being said, perhaps Dizzy will find some entertainment value in the following situation...

Some months ago, I gave my number to this (attractive, single, trendy) guy at an expat bar. OK, OK, it was a dumb idea, but most of my female friends are single so we're often in bars together. As I'm not socially shy, I talk to everyone, and once in a while I ccasionally get caught up in the moment (old habits die hard). Anyway, the "target" in question did indeed call me the next day to arrange to meet up. In the meantime, having decided in the sobering daylight that there was NO WAY I was going to follow up on this, I told him I was going to be away on business. The thing is, now it must be something like 3 or 4 months later and he STILL calls and SMSs me, probably once every 2-3 weeks or so, even though I tell him every time that I'm out of town.

Can one of the guys on this site please tell me WHY he keeps trying? Do single men just randomly scroll through the phone numbers stored on their mobile phones looking for "booty call" opportunities?

And, BTW, this guy is good-looking, bright, stylish, grown up (early 40s)... but he ain't got no game!!! His SMSs are most uninspiring, such as "Where's the party tonight?" and "How's it going, mate?". He's from the Western Hemisphere so maybe that's how they flirt over there? How inept.

Hi dumb BLONDE!

You seem to post an answer to every quote on this site. It was my first day around here and saw your writing skills really good.

Time to pick up writing for money if not doing already.

Hope to meet you sometime to see if you are as beautiful as intelligent.

Cheer

<a href="mailto:otitos@gmail.com" Target="_BLANK">otitos@gmail.com</a>

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No, of course she's bloody not, but surely someone out there is ? Come on, where are the tarts, huzzies and cheating hubbies ?

DB - surely you havent been faithful to Mr.Boring since you started posting here ? Come on, you can tell me, it'll be our little secret, get it off your chest woman....

Surely there are some hot-blooded managers in your new company who have tried it on ? Go on, spill the beans...

Anyone else ? just jump in here, dont be shy, we're all friends here you know (except the ones who we darent mention "obviously", oops)

Where is that little English Indian lass that used to sleep with any old Spanish fisherman gone ? Cant remember her name now, the one that used to write porn for cash during college ?

Everyone knows we dont have sex in our country but god damn it ye Europeans are supposed to be doing it all the time, whats happening out there ?

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Sorry, she's loyal as a puppy... slapping the photographers with their lewd ways (did I mention she's a part-time model next to her high fly career).

Everything cool in phlegm-land, no Zulu competitors on the horizon.

Hope this is of help to you.

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Hi dumb BLONDE!

You seem to post an answer to every quote on this site. It was my first day around here and saw your writing skills really good.

Time to pick up writing for money if not doing already.

Hope to meet you sometime to see if you are as beautiful as intelligent.

Cheer

<a href="mailto:otitos@gmail.com" Target="_BLANK">otitos@gmail.com</a>

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Wow, fan mail. Must have missed it the first time around. To set your mind at ease, yes, indeed I am as beautiful as I am intelligent, not to mention lively, charming and funny, too (but certainly not modest). That being said, I'm fast approaching 40 and definitely off the market, so you can go try your pickup lines somewhere else.

On another subject, who else thinks this site has take a oneway ticket to Dullsville in the past year. Remember the good ol' days with BBR, Monty, Brewer, Dizzy, Heather, GIJoe et al?

The fact that I'm replying to this so many months (or is it years ?) late answers that one DB. Unfortunately, it only takes a few knobends to turn a forum into a boring olde place. Remember the randy British Indian lass who was always not having affairs with Greek fishermen ? or Vijfal ? she was so "with it" for an Indian it was scary, or that scatty office girl Sheryl who was always chatting me up ? oh yes those were the days.

I miss the Brits, in general they are more interesting, articulate and cultured than the un-educated (oh loads of certs but still as thick as a plank) Yanks.

I'm so glad I'm a brit ;