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wesley-nl
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African String-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little Tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black."
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wageningen
This is a dirty joke. Can understand why you hardly have many cheerers.
wesley-nl
QUOTE (wageningen @ Oct 1 2009, 05:19 PM) *
This is a dirty joke. Can understand why you hardly have many cheerers.

huh.gif And you think mines the only dirty joke here in the humour section?! biggrin.gif Don't be such a bloody prude! dry.gif
kellystillhere
I think it is so funny........ laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
royalblood
We all know how dirty Wes is tongue.gif .
wesley-nl
QUOTE (royalblood @ Nov 9 2009, 08:46 PM) *
We all know how dirty Wes is tongue.gif .

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