One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married and he got his wish!

Shortest sentence: I am
Longest sentence: I do

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Then there was the woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

Love is one long sweet dream....and marriage is the alarm clock.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole