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mr.fook
Is it just me or my age or is it this weather thats making me feel sexier ?
I mean,I admit I'm a bit obsessed anyway but...this is driving me mad...I feel like a dog with two dicks.
Is anyone else feeling sexier than normal?

Come on,don't be shy - let us all know how sexy you are today!
Illuminatus
Yesterday at work I had a big boner for ages, just wouldn't go away.
It may have something to do with this juicy German woman who's recently started where I work. laugh.gif
ratkat
Definitely...
mr.fook
QUOTE (Illuminatus @ Jul 3 2009, 01:15 PM) *
Yesterday at work I had a big boner for ages, just wouldn't go away.
It may have something to do with this juicy German woman who's recently started where I work. :lol:


Why Thank You Illuminatus for your candid reply.
There's a very beautiful Caribbean lady who comes to work really sexily dressed...I even (jokingly) complained about her being 'inappropriately dressed at work' and how it was a distraction.
Wild Rose Country
QUOTE (mr.fook @ Jul 3 2009, 01:37 PM) *
Why Thank You Illuminatus for your candid reply.
There's a very beautiful Caribbean lady who comes to work really sexily dressed...I even (jokingly) complained about her being 'inappropriately dressed at work' and how it was a distraction.

We don't have such distractions in our office sad.gif .
Shivathediva
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 3 2009, 02:06 PM) *
We don't have such distractions in our office sad.gif .



I'm sorry but the tribe I work with are starting to put me of it for life! And by the time I get home, all I want is a bath!
Canucky Woman
Personally I feel so UNsexy right now it's ridiculous. The hot weather makes everything stick to me and I feel like a bloated whale. sad.gif

Motivates me to work out until I'm ready to puke, but that's not very sexy either.

I'm too damned Canadian for this weather.
emilio416
QUOTE (mr.fook @ Jul 3 2009, 01:37 PM) *
Why Thank You Illuminatus for your candid reply.
There's a very beautiful Caribbean lady who comes to work really sexily dressed...I even (jokingly) complained about her being 'inappropriately dressed at work' and how it was a distraction.


I have constantly the wildest fantasies, from doing it under a palm tree on that Caribbean Island of yours (you know, the pearly white beaches...) to simply starting by spooning with my partner in our bed room and proceeding from there...Gosh, what would be YOUR favourite position MrFook? Mine is wellknown so I don't need to reveal it all again! laugh.gif
mr.fook
QUOTE (emilio416 @ Jul 3 2009, 05:27 PM) *
I have constantly the wildest fantasies, from doing it under a palm tree on that Caribbean Island of yours (you know, the pearly white beaches...) to simply starting by spooning with my partner in our bed room and proceeding from there...Gosh, what would be YOUR favourite position MrFook? Mine is wellknown so I don't need to reveal it all again! laugh.gif


I think the nearest I ever got to a'pearly white beach' was a long time ago in the Sinai desert before it became really touristy.
We camped,bought little matchboxes full of locally grown weed from the nomads.
I was with the cutest London/yemeni girl (I was kinda cute in a strange way back then too)
We partyed with a bunch of lovely friendly UN soldiers from the US too,who were just wandering up and down the beach on patrol.It was so funny - we just had so much to talk about - and the laughs!
Took camel and horse rides.
I was there for a month living like a beach bum or something - it was certianly a long,long way from Lancashire ohmy.gif)

Oh ok - my favourite position ...well at the moment - ANY!

Wesley! Get your Shirley Bassey evening gown on now and come round and visit please! LOL!

miss_blue
QUOTE (mr.fook @ Jul 3 2009, 12:49 PM) *
Is it just me or my age or is it this weather thats making me feel sexier ?
I mean,I admit I'm a bit obsessed anyway but...this is driving me mad...I feel like a dog with two dicks.
Is anyone else feeling sexier than normal?

Come on,don't be shy - let us all know how sexy you are today!


Sexy? I'm feeling sweaty, fat, older and with bad humor because of the hot....nope not sexy at all thanks for asking!!!
Wild Rose Country
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 3 2009, 08:28 PM) *
Sexy? I'm feeling sweaty, fat, older and with bad humor because of the hot....nope not sexy at all thanks for asking!!!

Hey Miss Blue, have you found what you were missing?


miss_blue
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 3 2009, 10:32 PM) *
Hey Miss Blue, have you found what you were missing?





Oh yes i did...actually i was looking for the earings that the mother of my ex gave me some years ago and she wanted them back because she is furious that i never used them...thanks for asking!
Wild Rose Country
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 3 2009, 11:00 PM) *
Oh yes i did...actually i was looking for the earings that the mother of my ex gave me some years ago and she wanted them back because she is furious that i never used them...thanks for asking!


It is not what I was asking, but I am glad you nfound them smile.gif .
emilio416
QUOTE (mr.fook @ Jul 3 2009, 06:29 PM) *
I think the nearest I ever got to a'pearly white beach' was a long time ago in the Sinai desert before it became really touristy.
We camped,bought little matchboxes full of locally grown weed from the nomads.
I was with the cutest London/yemeni girl (I was kinda cute in a strange way back then too)
We partyed with a bunch of lovely friendly UN soldiers from the US too,who were just wandering up and down the beach on patrol.It was so funny - we just had so much to talk about - and the laughs!
Took camel and horse rides.
I was there for a month living like a beach bum or something - it was certianly a long,long way from Lancashire ohmy.gif )

Oh ok - my favourite position ...well at the moment - ANY!

Wesley! Get your Shirley Bassey evening gown on now and come round and visit please! LOL!


Aaahh MrFook, those glorious days after the YomKippur War!!! Sharm-el-Sheikh was just a fishing village not knowing it would be an Egyptian resort and visitors to the Sinai Desert came exclusively to visit the venerable fourth century orthodox convent of Saint Katherine...
Btw, I think Wesley would prefer Lawrence of Arabia to Shirley Bassey... smile.gif
miss_blue
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 3 2009, 11:15 PM) *
It is not what I was asking, but I am glad you nfound them smile.gif .



I know what you were asking.... no worries!
Canucky Woman
Okay, it was a small sample, but apparently hot sticky weather makes men horny and women UNhorny.

Interesting...
Wild Rose Country
QUOTE (Canucky Woman @ Jul 4 2009, 08:24 AM) *
Okay, it was a small sample, but apparently hot sticky weather makes men horny and women UNhorny.

Interesting...

The weather is cooling down biggrin.gif .
Canucky Woman
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 4 2009, 09:50 AM) *
The weather is cooling down biggrin.gif .


A Whoo Woo WOO!!

Feelin' SEX-EH!! laugh.gif
miss_blue
And next weekend Im going to Algarve in holidays...pfff is 38 there...just to think i can feel myself melting...not that is bad because i need to loose all this fat but...arrrgg sticky, sweating like a pig and not able to sleep during the night it's going to look like heaven(NOT)!

Anyway no more complains at least i will have the beautiful beaches, good fresh grilled fish, my litlle one with me, and being spoiled by my mum...what more a woman can ask for?
emilio416
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 4 2009, 09:39 AM) *
Anyway no more complains at least i will have the beautiful beaches, good fresh grilled fish, my litlle one with me, and being spoiled by my mum...what more a woman can ask for?


torrid days and nights with the man of your choice?
wesley-nl
QUOTE (mr.fook @ Jul 3 2009, 06:29 PM) *
Wesley! Get your Shirley Bassey evening gown on now and come round and visit please! LOL!

ohmy.gif

biggrin.gif
wesley-nl
QUOTE (emilio416 @ Jul 3 2009, 11:45 PM) *
Btw, I think Wesley would prefer Lawrence of Arabia to Shirley Bassey... smile.gif

I don't think Lawrence of Arabia would wear an evening gown though would he... it wasn't the matter of preference but the wearing of an evening gown dear boy.
emilio416
QUOTE (wesley-nl @ Jul 4 2009, 12:12 PM) *
I don't think Lawrence of Arabia would wear an evening gown though would he... it wasn't the matter of preference but the wearing of an evening gown dear boy.


Well, it seems that he liked young Egyptian boys...which is only a small step to evening gowns laugh.gif
miss_blue
QUOTE (emilio416 @ Jul 4 2009, 11:20 AM) *
torrid days and nights with the man of your choice?


Dear Emilio...my little one is my child smile.gif
and believe me i can't stand to have another body near me when its to hot...actually i like to have my bed to myself hummm that make difficult to share a bed doesnt matter of ot's summer or winter! tongue.gif
layla-claire
today i went shopping leaving all babies with their daddy. wearing white shorts and tennis shoes, my hair in a ponytail, feeling 15 years younger (15 then) and DARN HOT thank you very much laugh.gif
Wild Rose Country
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 4 2009, 07:42 PM) *
Dear Emilio...my little one is my child smile.gif
and believe me i can't stand to have another body near me when its to hot...actually i like to have my bed to myself hummm that make difficult to share a bed doesnt matter of ot's summer or winter! tongue.gif

Is your bed twin size?

miss_blue
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 5 2009, 12:42 AM) *
Is your bed twin size?




I have a dpuble bed...I like to sleep in all directions.As Im 1,52 cm is very easy to do that tongue.gif
emilio416
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 5 2009, 04:26 AM) *
I have a dpuble bed...I like to sleep in all directions.As Im 1,52 cm is very easy to do that tongue.gif


Miss Blue, I do not call the bed on the picture a "double bed"! In Dutch it is called a "twijfelaar" and a "normal" man (= 186 cm, like me!) can certainly not sleep in all directions in it .Imagine what would happen if he had a bed companion... smile.gif
miss_blue
QUOTE (emilio416 @ Jul 5 2009, 09:52 AM) *
Miss Blue, I do not call the bed on the picture a "double bed"! In Dutch it is called a "twijfelaar" and a "normal" man (= 186 cm, like me!) can certainly not sleep in all directions in it .Imagine what would happen if he had a bed companion... smile.gif




Let me remind you that your question was if my bed was a twin size bed...and not that my bed was like the one in the picture tongue.gif
emilio416
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 5 2009, 10:03 AM) *
Let me remind you that your question was if my bed was a twin size bed...and not that my bed was like the one in the picture tongue.gif


Not MY question, but WRC's ! smile.gif
miss_blue
QUOTE (emilio416 @ Jul 5 2009, 10:34 AM) *
Not MY question, but WRC's ! smile.gif


that
oppsss my excuses...it's the age...must be the fact im getting old!!
Wild Rose Country
QUOTE (miss_blue @ Jul 5 2009, 11:03 AM) *
that
oppsss my excuses...it's the age...must be the fact im getting old!!

If you are 1.52 m, then you need the queen size bed to sleep in all directions in it. Maybe you should consider a round bed tongue.gif ?

*anonymous*
I was feeling really sexy these 2 weeks... at least until I sunburned my stomach, left shoulder and thighs yesterday.
Now being sexy kind of hurts wink.gif
wesley-nl
I think it's pretty much natural/normal to be 'in season' much more this time of year. If it's good enough for animals then it's good enough for us humans! biggrin.gif
Illuminatus
Before:


And after:

emilio416
QUOTE (Illuminatus @ Jul 5 2009, 09:17 PM) *
Before:


And after:


Illuminatus, before and after what exactly? I don't think you mean 'sleep'... smile.gif
miss_blue
QUOTE (emilio416 @ Jul 5 2009, 11:06 PM) *
Illuminatus, before and after what exactly? I don't think you mean 'sleep'... smile.gif



ahahahahahahaha you have to admit that is a very handy bed for the ones who like this kind of...humm...fun!
And definetly the Before position is not for sleeping lol
miss_blue
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 5 2009, 05:37 PM) *
If you are 1.52 m, then you need the queen size bed to sleep in all directions in it. Maybe you should consider a round bed tongue.gif ?




thats a perfect bed for me...yessss! unfortunetly my room was not build for a bed like that so i i have to live with a normal one sad.gif
drunk
QUOTE (Wild Rose Country @ Jul 5 2009, 06:37 PM) *
If you are 1.52 m, then you need the queen size bed to sleep in all directions in it. Maybe you should consider a round bed tongue.gif ?


Then he can lay all directions with extra legs and arms and bits like the davinci man


Nope not horny today. Like someone else i had a boner at work. dunno why? I normally work alone quite independently doing my own thing. Why does it always happen in a meeting with people all sat around me? I stand a bottle of cold water on it.
None of them are much fanciable...
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