People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

People that don't know me think I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.


I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either


I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you.