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 Sep 13 2005, 03:00 AM
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Advanced Member  Group: Members Posts: 46 Joined: 30-July 04 Member No.: 11,920  |
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how they can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto their upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor... "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? |
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Apr 10 2007, 07:35 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Expatica Moderators Posts: 712 Joined: 24-January 05 Member No.: 19,661 |
Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom,they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The third blonde said she knew what Easter was and began... She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey." |
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Jul 1 2007, 03:45 AM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 2 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Nanaimo BC Canada Member No.: 57,042 |
(mikeyt) Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom,they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The third blonde said she knew what Easter was and began... She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey." -------------------- The love Counsellor
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Jul 3 2007, 02:48 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Expatica Moderators Posts: 712 Joined: 24-January 05 Member No.: 19,661 |
(The love counsellor) (mikeyt) Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing
before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom,they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The third blonde said she knew what Easter was and began... She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey." "The Love Counsellor" Were you attempting to make some comment but just didn't know how to do it?? Two posts & you screwed them both up.... |
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