A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for an extraction.

"£85.00." replied the dentist.

"Whit? huv yie no goat enythin cheaper?" asked the Scotsman, seemingly quite agitated.

"That's the normal charge for an extraction", said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if yie didnae use eny anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.


"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70", said the dentist.

"Hmmmm, whit aboot if yie used one of yer dentist trainees and still weyoot any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman.

"Well it's possible but they're only training and I can't guarantee their level of professionalism; and, it'll be a lot more painful. But, I suppose in that case we can bring the price down to say £40" said the dentist.

"That's still a bit much; how aboot if yie make it a training session and have yon student dae the extraction and the ither students watchin and learnin?" asked the Scotsman hopefully.

"Hmmmmm, well OK. It'll be good for the students, I suppose. I'll charge you only £5 in that case" said the dentist.

"Great, it's a deal" said the Scotsman... "Can yie book the wife in for next Tuesday?"