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 Apr 23 2008, 06:37 PM
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40-ish = 49 +
Adventurous = Slept with half the town Athletic = No tits Average looking =Has a face like an arse Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Educated = Was fvcked to bits at University Emotionally Secure = On medication Feminist = Fat Free spirit = Junkie Friendship first = Former hooker Fun = Annoying Gentle = Dull Good Listener = Autistic New-Age = Body hair problems Old-fashioned = No BJs or anal Open-minded = Desperate Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing Passionate = Sloppy drunk Poet = Manic Depressive Professional = A REAL Bitch Romantic = Frigid/Virgin Social = Pussy like a clowns pocket Voluptuous = Very Fat Large Lady/Hugely Fat Seeks Soulmate = Stalker Widow = Murderer Sorry ladies, but I did find this quite funny! 
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Apr 24 2008, 01:37 PM
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So cynical.
-------------------- "Have a good time, all the time" that's my philosophy of life, Viv Savage - Spinal Tap
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Apr 24 2008, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE (Illuminatus @ Apr 24 2008, 11:37 AM)  So cynical. Cynical ... or realistic? I met 2 women from Expatica's date site a couple of years back ... One described herself as being ... Gentle Open-minded Romantic NEXT!!! The other's profile included ... Adventurous Educated Passionate Social Luckily she WASN'T Old-fashioned though!  She was REAL FUN!!!In both cases, the aforesaid glossary DID aptly apply ...
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